LEXNUCLEUS

Football Players Are Better Because………
1.we will always give you a good workout
2.we can do it for 90 minutes straight
3.we always like to be on top of our game
4.its normal to get hot and sweaty
5.we will play anytime. . and anywhere
6.we have great stamina and endurance
7.the whole object of the game is to score
8.we have all the right moves
9.there aren’t any timeouts or stoppage of play
10.we are up to playing in any condition
11.we know when and where you want it
12.we can give you headers all game long
13.we know how to take it up the middle
15.we play the field till we score
16.we have strong hip flexors
17.we wear tiny shorts all the time
18.we know when to play rough
19.we can play in 11 different positions
20.we always wear protection
21.we are used to scoring 1 to 3 times in 45 minutes